Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Sleeps with the Fishes Doom

So here it is rounding the end of February and I'm wistfully thinking of summer.  Boating, fishing, swimming...lakes and sunlight dancing on the water.

Sounds wonderful.

Except every single time I go swimming in the any lake I can't help but get a case of the oogies.  I worry about getting caught in seaweed.  I'm convinced that fish are going to bump into me and nip at me in irritation.

Worst of all though, I keep thinking that the lake is hiding a giant lake monster (I was going to say sea monster but that's just silly) that's going to come up from the depths and eat me.

You just never know, right?

<shudders>

1 comment:

  1. You never know, the giant lake monster may just choose you!

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