Thursday, May 7, 2015

Salad Dressing Doom

Here's my conundrum.

I am fat so I should eat more salad.

When I eat salad the salad dressing ALWAYS ends up on my shirt.

Salad dressing stains are a bitch to get out of shirts.

I eat less salad.

I am still fat; therefore, I should eat more salad.


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